What, nobody here anymore? (No, only us.) Wonderful. That’s it. You have more room now. (Yes.) Hallo, guys. Did you eat? Did you rest a little bit, or you sit here all day all night? (No, we go downstairs.) So sometimes, when I’m not there, then you go. And then you just come up when you feel like it, and then sit and tell me, “Now I feel like making the New Year.” Wow. You have a lot of people. These are jobless? Unemployed or what? What are you? Tell me. Just looking for a job, right? OK, good. I have a lot of jobs really, but… Anybody jobless, raise hands. English-speaking, English. (Yes.)
When you’re talking… “Oh my God…” Actually, your voice is nice for maybe a boyfriend or something. Yes. But on [Supreme Master] TV, we talk like this, “Hallo, my name is Squeaky. I want to report to you some good news.” Hey. I like your hat. It’s cool. Originally, this chair was a little bit higher, right? But it doesn’t work? That’s better, the lights go down. It’s a little better. It’s all my fault. I don’t complain, that’s why. You do what you want, and I don’t complain. Normally I could work with you, like, to make the light where I want. But you know – how can I get in here and work with all the eyes already there? “Spies.” Any English-speaking people? (Yes.) And jobless. (Freelance.) (I can be jobless.) (We can be jobless) You can. (We can be jobless.) These are not English[-speaking people]. So, not too many English-speaking people.
Oh, still have some more (vegan) candies again? My God. Anybody need (vegan) candy? Yeah? Really? Always need candy. Anytime has (vegan) candy… “Yeah.” “Yeah.” It’s alright. Don’t worry. Don’t worry. I get it. Alright. I’m so “angry” with these kids. I “can’t bear” them. Just get it. Let’s go down and give them some (vegan) candy. At least they have some (vegan) candy. No, I’ll throw it to them. They love it. They love me to be “angry.” They love me to feed them. There. See that? I hear that they’re screaming. They love it. These people, they’re nuts. They’re completely nuts. They like “rough treatment.”
Here, there you are. Close your eyes. There. Careful. You cannot get killed by sweetness. There, there. More. Any more? And that’s it! That’s it! And the rest, you go take it yourselves whenever you want. Hallo, hallo. Gosh! I feel better after I threw it at you. What is good for the cough? The lemon there? This one? OK. It is not too strong, is it? Oh, you guys don’t have it yet? Those people out there were not “beaten” yet? You get enough? You want some more? Yeah? Watch it! There’s a lot more. OK, guys? I projected all my “anger” in there already. Go get it.
You guys are so happy. You laugh at anything. That’s the “problem.” You’re happy. That’s good, it’s good. It’s very, very good. I had been around a little bit in India before, with many gurus. I had been running around, shopping for gurus. I’ve seen many groups. Nobody laughs so much like you do. Why? You’re “laugh-addicts,” or what?
Really. Have you been around? You have. Have you seen anybody running around and laughing like that? (Some places, yes.) Some places? (Yes.) Like where, where? (Three, four years ago, I was in an ashram in India.) What’s the name? We go there, we join laughing. No, join laughter. (There’s a big place in Puna.) Oh, Puna. (I stayed there. People laugh a lot there.) They do? That’s good.
(That Master also had a few laughing meditations.) Oh, so they are specialized in laughing. (Yes.) We are not. We just laugh without specialization, no license to laugh. Terrible. Is that legal to laugh without the formal training? (Maybe not.) Maybe not. Watch it. So, should we go and join them and laugh together? You like that? Then go. Who stops you? I think if they see us, they will stop laughing. Too shocked, because we eat a lot. Not just laugh, but we eat a lot. They practice laughing method, right?
(Among other things … That Master has, like, over a hundred different kinds of meditation.) Oh, my God! (To suit everybody.) Oh, my God! (So, everybody can go shopping there.) Oh, my God. It’s like a supermarket, (Yes, sort of.) like a shopping mall. (In a way. But it’s a place that is really on the heart level, so it’s a very nice place to be. I enjoyed my time there.) Oh, on the heart level? (Yes, that’s what I felt when I was there.) What does it mean “in heart level”? (People have lots of joy and laughter and hugging a lot and that’s… Lots of hugging.) Hugging. A lot of hugging. That’s nice.
Why didn’t you stay there, baby? It sounds a nice place. (It was time to go further.) Oh, so… (It was time. And my visa was finished, so I…) That is not an excuse to leave a Master if you’re happy there. (No, I already found You, and I was trying to go to Taiwan [Formosa].) What’s the difference? They laugh even more there and hug. We don’t hug here. We don’t have a hundred methods around here. We have only one. (But the best.) But you don’t know, I have a lot of methods “(vegan) candies method,” “(vegan) chocolate method,” “(vegan) noodle method,” “hmm-hmm method.” “(Vegan) Christmas pudding method.” Yeah, anyway…
Why didn’t you stay there? Don’t they have (inner Heavenly) Light and Sound there, too? (No, no. The Master passed away a long time ago.) He did? So, when you were there, He was not there? (No.) So, just second-hand Light? (Yes. It was just part of my travel. I already prepared it before I got to know You.) Understand. But what I mean is they don’t have a lineage, like a successor? (Not this one.) Not this one. (No.) And nobody claimed to be the successor? Nothing? (No.) Oh, thank God. But the Master didn’t say anything before He passed away? (No. I think there are some higher-level disciples that sort of run the place, but it’s “masterless.” They still show every day old videos of all this.) Oh, understand. Understand. Well, at least these disciples are very humble. Master passed away, and nobody cared to claim the seat.
Understand, huh? Translate for that mother to know. (No need.) Translating? Need to translate? No need? Did those Aulacese (Vietnamese) understand everything? Âu Lạc (Vietnam), raise your hand. Understood everything? So good! (Don’t understand.) Don’t understand anything? Why don’t you sit together? Told you already. Just want to sit up front to look at me. Looking at me and don’t hear anything, if you don’t understand anything, then you’re blind, deaf, dumb, dull. Why don’t you sit together in the back? Or sit together...
I told you already to room all the Aulacese (Vietnamese) together and room all the Chinese together. Even if they sit here, they should sit in one group or something, or behind there, so they can translate within their group. But nobody listened. Too much food, forget everything. Love to sit here staring at this same woman day in, day out. Don’t care about understanding or not. I said the Aulacese (Vietnamese) sit there and very near to me, but like deaf, dumb and blind. Don’t see anything, and they don’t care. That’s why they sit here. They don’t care. I told them many days already. And in the beginning, because all the Westerners were here, they had no choice, so they roomed together in one place. And now they (most Westerners) are all gone, so so happy to come here. Don’t care listen or not. The (vegan) candy is good. Staring is good. Well, I don’t mind. You can’t have everything.
Told you – learn English. Didn’t learn anything. Those who don’t know English can go to England to learn for about three, four months, then you’ll be OK. Stay in some initiate’s house, you learn and speak in English all the time. (Yes.) That’s it. Three months will be OK. I said that those who don’t understand English can go to England and study for three months, talk to British people every day, then it’ll be OK. Find a job there, do something, learn it while working. Now I have to translate into English. I said that the ones who don’t understand English can go to England, stay with a disciple or outside people, find a small job or something, and learn (English) for three months. Every day you speak English, read newspaper, then you will progress very fast. There’s no way to learn English only in school while you go home and speak Chinese. They do that all the time. “Yeah! I did go learn.” But they don’t practice at home. You have to go to that country, eat with those native people, talk with them, go to the same toilet (restroom). That close. Then you learn very fast.
Especially the Chinese and the Aulacese (Vietnamese), for them it’s difficult. For the Europeans, it’s easy. Europeans, because English, French, German they’re… they sound similar; not similar, but they have it in their genes. Because they mix together for many generations, and they’re just at the border. They just speak naturally. Even if they don’t learn much, even if they don’t go to England, they could just learn in their home and correspond with their friends. They just have it in their blood. The Aulacese (Vietnamese), Chinese, you have to go to the country. Understand everything? No. I asked them if they did understand, and I answered myself, “No.” I should not bother to ask. No need to ask. For sure don’t understand. But it’s difficult. I understand. It’s very difficult. No time. It’s difficult, huh? You don’t have time, right?
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